Some churches are getting downright "cocky" when it "comes" to their recruitment drives for new "members." Yes, there was a lot of sexual innuendo and erotic double entendres in that previous sentence, but hey, you'd have to be a real dick not to have a bit of fun with this B-Day joke greeting card long on hilarious faith. Just as anybody gifted this funny missive on their big special day will expand and engorge with great mirth, for sure and Praise the resur-erected Lord!
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches