St. Marcus the Moocher: Hilarious Birthday Greeting Card

He's got his potato chips, his dip, his cans of tomato soup, and the comfy couch that he lives on. He's the patron saint of freeloading bums, and while you won't get a lick of work out of him, you will get hearty, well-earned laughter out of all those whom you gift this humorous B-Day card. His Holy Laziness is pictured wearing a golden halo and a scruffy orange cap, within a glowing and glorious scrolled frame, well-suited at least for your employment as a missive of mirth on the occasion of someone's year-older celebration. So, let this joke card do all the work for you in delivering your good cheer and best wishes, and you'll be revered for it.