Missing Panties: Funny Birthday Greeting Card for Women
Item #: C9598BDG
Cover Reads:
[image of ballerina on stage without panties]
Inside Reads:
Put your big girl panties on and have a Happy Birthday!
Occasion: Birthday
It's like they say here at NobleWorks studios: "The show must go on … even without underwear!" Your talented and good-humored female and male friends, family members and workmates celebrating a Birthday will be getting their panties and briefs in a bunch, with laughter, when you gift them this colorful and hysterical performing (erotic) arts card. It bares your best wishes and glad greetings in honor of someone's big B-Day reveal and celebration.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Missing Panties
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Artist:
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by Mark Lynch
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper
Introduced:
June 15, 2021
UPC:
745469261141
Availability:
In Stock
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By Kbkazoo
Portland, OR
Hysterical!
February 25, 2026
This is one of the funniest cards ever! The look on the guys face! I bought up a bunch of these to send them to every one of my female friends.
Pros
- The graphics!
Cons
- Are you kidding me? No cons whatsoever.
By Laurie
San Mateo, CA
Love this card!
September 11, 2023
I bought several of these. Everybody loves it!