Getting old never gets old, once you've reached a certain age. Or something like that. Hey, when your pal, buddy, amigo, compadre, BFF is kind of long in the tooth and short on the life expectancy, don't expect everything they say or do to make sense. That's why this hip, hilarious, colorful and fashionable Birthday card is so appropriate for you to gift to those somewhat aged ones on the classic occasion of their B-Day. Because hotness and humor is totally timeless.