Do Me Vest: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: C7193BDG
Cover Reads:
Don't you think it's a little early in the day to wear your "do me" vest?
Inside Reads:
Do have a Happy Birthday!
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When your biological clock is ticking down fast, it's never too early in the day to don your "Do Me" vest. That's the funny, photogenic, looking fabulous and feeling fantastic message on this hot elder joke card. An old lady dolls up in a wine-colored hat, paisley skirt, green top and that sexy, showoff vest to score some hardcore hilarity, along with the guys, for some lucky B-Day recipient. You're never too ancient to advertise open for busy business, after all.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Do Me Vest
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper, printed in New Jersey, not China.
Introduced:
May 15, 2019
UPC:
745469235647
Availability:
In Stock
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Do Me Vest Card   $4.95
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100% Recommend this product (1 of 1 responses)
By Kevin
Ithaca, NY
It is all in the caption.
July 19, 2019
I find this humor edgy and not your usual supermarket-available type greeting card.
Pros
  • Definitely meant to be given to a woman from a man or woman.
Cons
  • Not everyone would appreciate the sentiment.