Finding a properly fitting brassiere is hard enough for lady landlubbers, let alone ocean-dwelling half-fish, half-human women. It's got to be shell-shaped and water resistant, for sure, and snug and comfortable enough to allow for fast swimming and surface floating alike, enticing enough to lure men/boobs into Daisy Jones' locker. In bright peach and sea green colors and scales, this hilarious cartoon card will lure and hook anyone with a good salty sense of humor celebrating a big special Birthday.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches