Ah, they say "beauty is in the eye of the beholder." Of course, to keep beholding your beauty at any age it helps greatly if you have cataracts which render you almost totally blind. Just ask the two gorgeous, gnarled, near-sighted gals featured sitting pretty on a park bench on this hilarious B-Day card. They'll tell and show you, and anyone else you know celebrating yet another Birthday, just what beauty looks like when you're so old you can hardly see.
- Has a cool Oz twist at the end.
- No cons.