Forget About Men: Humor Valentine's Day Card

Here's the perfect V-Day card for that lovelorn, alcoholic lady friend of yours out there. The insightful, intoxicating message is: no need to pine after men, when you've got wine on the menu. Delivered in fabulous bright pink color and bubbly amber liquor, worded witty, wise and wry/rye, this lovely, laugh-inducing greeting will get that special girl on the foggy right path to forgetting all about males for at least one day.