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Dog Promises: Hysterical Birthday Printed Card

Item #: C11093BDG
Cover Reads:
Becaue it's your birthday, I promise not to pee on the floor, pass wind when you eat or drool on your lap.
Inside Reads:
And neither will the dog. Happy Birthday! (Speak for yourself.)
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Mutts aren't so good at making and keeping promises, especially when it comes to urination, flatulence and slavering; and human beings aren't much better at it, either, for that funny matter. Any of your pet pooch owning friends, family members and workmates, especially, who are turning another human year older, will be wetting themselves with laughter, going gaseous with hilariousness and salivating with delight and good cheer when you gift those birth anniversary celebrating canine companions the hilariously well crafted and trained Birthday joke hound greeting available here. The doggedly humorous Birthday card speaks for itself (and you).

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Dog Promises
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by Susan Camilleri Konar
Paper Stock:
Printing on recycled FSC certified paper
Introduced:
December 15, 2025
UPC:
745469303643
Availability:
In Stock
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