Meet Him: Funny Birthday Paper Greeting Card

The good news is: no smartphones were harmed in the creation of the clever, colorful and clueless car driver Birthday joke card available here. The better news is: you can wheel out this righteously hilarious Birthday gag greeting referencing Almighty Christ and automobile collision to any of your text happy, social media obsessed, safety last friends, relatives and workmates celebrating a birth anniversary; both as a friendly, light hearted, on heavenly high spirited warning and a feelgood, laugh out loud, humorous Birthday gag greeting.