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Bank Statement: Hysterical Birthday Printed Card

Item #: C11056BDG
Cover Reads:
My bank statement read, "Return all items except the hooker heels... you'll need those."
Inside Reads:
Kick up your heels on your birthday! Happy Birthday!
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Talk about a "personal statement!" The gorgeous shopping gal prettily pictured on the hilarious Birthday greeting available here may be short of cash management smarts, but at least she's rich in helpful fashion and employment advice (courtesy of her friendly and intimately involved financial institution). Any fabulous femme friends, family members or workmates you know who are having a Birthday will be loving on and laughing at this funny, feelgood, fabulously appealing birth anniversary greeting featuring humorous career consulting at no extra charge or fee.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Bank Statement
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
North American based and printed on recycled FSC certified paper.
Introduced:
December 15, 2025
UPC:
745469303261
Availability:
In Stock
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By Johannah
Buffalo, NY
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March 7, 2026
This was the most perfect Birthday card for my hard working, shoe loving girl friend. Who, ironically, loves using "hooker" as a term of endearment! Nice, thick quality card paper with clear glossy image. Love these off the wall cards and company. Always come here first for the best, most unique cards. For all occasions.
Pros
  • Funny, adult humor, quality cards. Reward system for discounts. Good packaging when shipping.
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