Gettin' Dizzy: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

At one time or another in life everyone feels like they're just going in circles. For the older friend, relative and colleague: lots and lots of circles! Or is it that ellipses? Wish somebody who's been on the third planet from the sun for long while a hilarious Happy Birthday, while you make fun of their astronomical age, by gifting them this humorously head spinning joke greeting of great cheer, big laughs and some concern. Because better an orbit, than an obit.