A lot of people love funny jokes cards for their Birthdays. This card from NobleWorks is hilarious for some 'old geezer' you may know. While the joke of getting them a 'scooter or a walker' is unique, it's sure to give them much laughter. What old fart do you know that wouldn't prefer a scooter over a walker? After all, if you aren't specific about exactly what type of scooter or walker you meant, then they can't be sure exactly what they are getting. So, when you show up with a dog that scoots his ass across their floor, well, they can't say you didn't warn them.