Rear Entrance: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Those planned parenthood Jerseyites make it hilariously clear right on their door signage just how to keep buns from growing in ovens, so to speak. And whether that special Birthday celebrant you want to humorously card is from the Garden State and/or seeking sex advice or not, they'll be no pregnant pauses in the laughter and good cheer at their birth anniversary party when you deliver them the hysterical, anal retentive, got your back garrulous greeting. Onward and rearward, to a safe, successful and smiling Happy Birthday!