Like free advice, free opinions are worth exactly what they cost. But plenty of people still seem quite happy to dole out their free opinions, especially during an election year. If you have some people on your birthday list who are fed up with the idiotic opinions they constantly get, free or otherwise, cheer them up with the Butthead Opinion Birthday Paper Card from NobleWorks Cards. In our opinion, this hilarious card is indispensable to everyone's mental health.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches