Shitty Poem: Funny Birthday Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 0864
Cover Reads:
A Shitty Birthday Poem. The Crippler Leaves You Paralyzed, From Hours On The Bowl. The Mexican Burns Deeply, A Splash Of Hot Sauce On Your Hole. The Ghost Poop Is A Mystery, You Know When You Pooped It Out. But Twhen You Find An Empty Bowl, You're Left With Pooping Doubt. Yes, There Are Many Kinds Of Poop, That We All Make In Time... Floaters, Wet Cheek, Toxic Poops Will Blow Your A-Hole And Your Mind.
Inside Reads:
But Of Them All The Birthday Poops, Are Likely To Engage These Gifts Stink More Year After Year Hence, The Best Shit Comes With Age. Light A Match And Have A Happy Birthday!
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Occasion: Birthday

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This card is full of funny shit.

Perfect for your dirty-minded friends, this poop-related poem is incredibly relatable. Everyone at the birthday party has experienced at least a couple of these kinds of suspicious squats. Heck, someone at the party will probably experience one of these before the candles get blown out.

Your friends love cards with naughty toilet humor, but the good ones are never sold at the grocery store. Let NobleWorks Cards help you out: Stock up with our bulk discounts and our free shipping, and keep all your buddies laughing throughout the year. It’s so quick and easy you can do it before you’re done with your next visit to the toilet.

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Shitty Poem
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
June 15, 2010
In Stock