Fart During Situps: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Beauty pageants seem to give out awards for "everything" these days, don't they? And in days past, too, apparently, according to this colorful and odiferous retro card! Flatulence while doing ab crunches is beautifully bannered on the hilarious B-Day greeting seen here which is sure to raise a fine stink at anyone's happy party. With a lovely, raven-haired lady in a swimsuit and sash, along with blue words and red and orange wafting clouds, this humorous, talented toot missive is a real gas!