No Thanks Officer: Funny Birthday Jumbo Greeting Card

Item #: J9800BDG-US
Cover Reads:
Drinks? Oh, no thanks, officer, I'm all set.
Inside Reads:
Another Year Speeds By. Happy Birthday From All of Us.
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JUMBO GREETED (8.5" x 11")
With inside message
Price: $9.62
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The big guy behind the wheel of the tan party wagon pictured on the No Thanks Officer Birthday Joke Card is so drunk he thinks the police officer is asking him if he wants another drink. We'd hate to see what he blows on the breathalyzer. His driving privileges, for one thing. But when this funny, colorful, giant card is pulled from the greeting card rack and taken for an epic test spin with someone celebrating a huge Birthday, we'll bet they blow nothing but pure, unadulterated, extra large laughter.

Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
Name:
No Thanks Officer
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
January 31, 2023
UPC:
745469278736
Availability:
In Stock
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