Age Equation-95: Humor Milestone Birthday Over-sized Greeting Card

When you get to be the massively advanced age of ninety-five, doing math can be a little difficult. That's why NobleWorks makes a ninety-fifth B-Day giant card which features a simple, easy to follow, easy to laugh at, complimentary, mathematical formula which equates to an epic age-old insult. Physical, mental and emotional numbers are added together to arrive at … an enormously funny gag conclusion of great elderliness. So that special friend or family member turning the Big 9-5 can enjoy their special celebratory big day even more, without a whole lot of figuring.