"GRAY," "ANTIQUATED," "ARCHAIC," "ANCIENT?" Is that any way to describe a treasured friend or relative who's turning an epic seventy years of age? Sure it is! When they and you have a great sense of humor and a fine appreciation of hugely colorful and funny B-Day oversized greeting cards. This cheerful, churlish, confetti-filled, banner strung, seventieth Birthday extra-large joke card will be greeted with well-seasoned laughter and very mature mirth by any "OLD FART" celebrating their Big 7-0!