The Golden Years: Funny Birthday Large Greeting Card
Item #: J8154BDG-US
Cover Reads:
The Golden Years...The Golden Years Have Come At Last. I Cannot See; I Cannot Pee. I Cannot Chew; I Cannot Screw. My Memory Shrinks; My Hearing Stinks. No Sense Of Smell; I Look Like Hell. My Body's Drooping; Have Trouble Pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Years Can Kiss My Ass.
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing But Golden! Happy Birthday From All of Us!
Occasion: Birthday
Even the least poetical person who's celebrating a big Birthday will love receiving and reading the huge, humorous, illustrated, aptly appropriate verse laid down in color and cleverness on the funny giant B-Day card available here. Especially written and pictured for those elders entering or living in their "Golden Years," but also perfectly acceptable and hysterical to gift to friends, relatives and workmates on the cusp of seniority who enjoy some bawdy bodily function age-old hilarity. It's gigantically golden for the silver set, in other epic words and drawings.
Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
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