Isn't that lovely and special!? A big, beautiful, candle lit "30" colorfully decorated in bright blue, green, red, purple, yellow, pink, orange and gray and … Wait a second! There are "words" there, not just a number! And pretty hilariously insulting age-old words, at that! Like: "ARCHAIC" and "OLD FART" and "WRINKLED" and "DECREPIT" to reveal just some. Indeed, that's the delicious, delightful duality of this fabulous, cheerful, confetti-filled, banner strung, churlishly worded 30th B-Day joke card. Elderly never looked so good and was stated and constructed so wonderfully and wittily before, than on this humorous, artful, tartly lettered, thirtieth greeting card of great birth mirth and ancient merriment.