Breathalyzer: Hilarious Birthday Printed Greeting Card
Item #: C10837BDG
Cover Reads:
When you put it in my mouth, do you want me to look in your eyes? Ma'am, please just blow in the breathalyzer
Inside Reads:
Hope your birthday doesn't suck! Happy Birthday
Occasion: Birthday
Anyone with a sexy sense of humor will love being gifted this hysterical blow n' suck card in ecstatic celebration of their Birthday. The innuendo is funny and fascinating, the images colorful and fabulous, and the interior high spirited and good natured. Any adult you know with a driver's license who is turning another year older, whether they be a drinker and driver or not, will get a good, stimulating and arousing laugh upon being administered the garrulous Birthday gag greeting.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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By Patti
Tennessee
If you know tipsy drivers
February 22, 2026
If by chance, you happen to know a few people that think it is ok to drive after just on or 2 drinks, well this is the card for you!!!! Because not only are these your fun friends(although should not be driving) they think they can make it two blocks to home and well drive, and of course get caught. So this is the perfect card for them!!! Weather this happened to them 15 years ago and you are just finding out it still works!!!! Perfect!!!! Everyone loves it(that has been through it).