NobleWorks might have intended this Birthday greeting card to just be 'funny', which it is, but it also hits a 'homerun' with its 'Keeping Calm & Getting Old' lines. The added hand folded to make the capital 'L' is a nice touch that everyone understands to mean 'Loser'. At first, not everyone may take kindly to the reference of being a 'Sissy', but once they actually read and understand this card, they will realize that they are only getting called a 'Sissy' if they are keeping calm about it. There are those few that you must explain everything to in detail before they 'Get it'. If they happen to fall into the category of being a 'Sissy'... oh well. Tell em' to get off their ass and get rowdy.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches