The guy behind the wheel of the tan party wagon pictured on the No Thanks Officer Birthday Joke Card is so drunk he thinks the police officer is asking him if he wants another drink. We'd hate to see what he blows on the breathalyser. His driving privileges, for one thing. But when you pull over this funny, colorful card from the greeting card rack and take it for a test spin with someone celebrating a birthday, we'll bet they blow nothing but pure, unadulterated laughter.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches