To Avoid Injury: Humorous Birthday Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 9056
Cover Reads:
Warning! To Avoid Injury Don't Forget The Gifts
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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Not everyone is so forgiving when it comes to receiving the right birthday gift. For example, gym memberships and weight loss plan subscriptions are not great choices. Neither is giving nothing. To avoid the wrath incurred with a disappointed birthday present, give this hilarious birthday card instead. Sure, it may not be diamonds, but it should help prevent you from being physically harmed. Remember, half of birthday gift-giving is to avoid getting smacked. With this card, we're pretty sure you'll enjoy a violence-free birthday.

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name:
To Avoid Injury
Occasion:
Line:
Artist:
Vicky Kennedy
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper
Introduced:
June 30, 2014
UPC:
745469090567
Availability:
In Stock
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