We're pretty sure if you were to take a poll at midnight on most people's birthday, the poll would look something like this. If your favorite party animal is having a birthday, then this funny birthday card hits the mark. Or doesn't exactly. It's hard to hit the mark when two squares blur into four. Regardless, this clever birthday card hits the mark for a laugh-out-loud, falling down good time.
- It opens. It closes. I can read it.
- It doesn't come included with the $20 bill my birthday cards always came with.