You might want to make sure the 70 year old you are giving this card to has a good strong heart, and understands that it is just a joke card to make them smile. If you don't, you might be calling a squad and performing CPR until they arrive. After all, you really don't want to be the cause of them having a coronary from your birthday card. The family might look down on this! As long as they are healthy, and have a good sense of humor you should be good to give them this funny Grim Reaper Birthday card from NobleWorks. Just tell them they are not to take it literally.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches