St. Thaddeus: Hysterical Birthday Paper Card

Apparently, even those afflicted with male pattern baldness are blessed with a patron saint who shares in their suffering. At least, according to the funny scripture and picture gloriously portrayed on this fabulous and flesh-toned reverential B-Day greeting card. With its glowing gold and purple border, and a humorous religious rendering of the holy man with the horseshoe ring of fast-fading follicles, this mirthful missive will put a full, thick, shiny, lustrous coat of good cheer and best wishes on anyone's big special day.