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NobleWorks Funny Congratulations Greeting Cards

Just say no to predictable, flowery greeting cards. When someone you care about experiences a major life change such as college graduation, a marriage, the birth of a child or a new job, there's no better way to mark the occasion than with politically incorrect, irreverent humor. Our funny congratulations cards are the perfect solution.

Our line of funny congratulations cards features the nation's best humorists and cartoonists giving an off-kilter, off-color and on-point assessment of the event at hand. You'll find a hilariously dirty congratulations card perfect for any kind of event that deserves a pat on the back, as well as an elbow in the gut:

  • Weddings. Is a buddy getting ready to tie the knot and enter into a life of servitude, aka marital bliss? If that's the case, our bachelor cartoon congratulations card will make him even more frightened (but he'll laugh his ass off first).
  • Pregnancy and childbirth. The birth of a child is a joyous event and a life-changing experience in any young man and young woman's life. The grocery store cards will talk about baby's first steps or first words. At NobleWorks Cards, we'll help you remind them about endless poop-filled diapers, crying and screaming, sleepless nights - congratulations on your new lifestyle!
  • Promotions or new positions. Whether someone is leaving for greener pastures, earned a promotion or finally gotten off their lazy ass and gotten a job, our work-related congratulations cards feature genuine emotions, from "It's going to suck around here without you" to "Don't let the door hit you on the way out."
  • Graduation. Graduating from high school or college is an exciting milestone, but it can also be a little terrifying as well. Humor is a great stress releaser, so help your graduate relax with a funny congratulations card.

Besides being roll-on-the-floor hilarious, our funny congratulation messages are made in the U.S., and printed on recycled, FSC-certified paper. They're also shipped to you free of charge, making them not only gentle on the planet but gentle on your wallet as well.