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Hypothetic question: If you could take your friend to see any comedian they wanted to see for their birthday, who would it be? Chances are that comedian will spit out a fair bit of profanity during the act. It might be a few choice bombs from Patton Oswalt or an onslaught of raunchy vulgarities from Jim Jeffries.

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