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Movies with Birthday Themes
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Year
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Liar Liar
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1997
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| Amanda Donohoe as Miranda |
| Anne Haney as Greta |
| Cary Elwes as Jerry |
| Jason Bernard as Judge Marshall Stevens |
| Jennifer Tilly as Samantha Cole |
| Jim Carrey as Fletcher Reede |
| Justin Cooper as Max Reede |
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Maura Tierney as Audrey Reede
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| Mitch Ryan as Mr. Allan (as Mitchell Ryan) |
| Swoosie Kurtz as Dana Appleton |
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13 Going on 30
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2004
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| Andy Serkis as Richard Kneeland |
| Christa B. Allen as Young Jenna |
| Jennifer Garner as Jenna Rink
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| Joe Grifasi as Mr. Flamhaff |
| Judy Greer as Lucy Wyman |
| Kathy Baker as Bev Rink |
| Kiersten Warren as Trish Sackett |
| Lynn Collins as Wendy |
| Marcia DeBonis as Arlene |
| Mark Ruffalo as Matt Flamhaff |
| Mary Pat Gleason as Mrs. Flamhaff |
| Phil Reeves as Wayne Rink |
| Sam Ball as Alex Carlson |
| Sean Marquette as Young Matt |
| Susan Egan as Tracy Hansen |
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Sixteen Candles
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1984
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| Anthony Michael Hall as The Geek |
| Billie Bird as Dorothy Baker |
| Blanche Baker as Ginny Baker |
| Carlin Glynn as Brenda Baker |
| Carole Cook as Grandma Helen |
| Edward Andrews as Howard Baker |
| Gedde Watanabe as Long Duk Dong |
| Haviland Morris as Caroline Mulford |
| John Cusack as Bryce |
| Justin Henry as Mike Baker |
| Liane Curtis as Randy |
| Max Showalter as Grandpa Fred |
| Michael Schoeffling asJake Ryan |
| Molly Ringwald as Samantha Baker |
| Paul Dooley as Jim Baker |
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Mrs. Doubtfire
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1993
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| Anne Haney as Mrs. Sellner |
| Harvey Fierstein as Frank |
| Lisa Jakub as Lydia Hillard |
| Mara Wilson as Natalie Hillard |
| Matthew Lawrence as Chris Hillard |
| Pierce Brosnan as Stu |
| Polly Holliday as Gloria |
| Robert Prosky as Mr. Lundy |
| Robin Williams as Daniel Hillard / Mrs. Euphegenia
Doubtfire |
| Sally Field as Miranda Hillard |
| Scott Capurro as Jack |
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Logan's Run
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1976
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| Farrah Fawcett as Holly |
| Jenny Agutter as Jessica |
| Michael Anderson Jr. as Doc |
| Michael York as Logan |
| Peter Ustinov as Old Man |
| Richard Jordan as Francis |
| Roscoe Lee Browne as Box |
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Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
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1958
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| Burl Ives as Big Daddy Pollitt |
| Elizabeth Taylor as Maggie Pollitt |
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Jack Carson as Gooper Pollitt
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Judith Anderson as Big Momma Pollitt
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Larry Gates as Dr. Baugh
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Madeleine Sherwood as Mae Pollitt
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Paul Newman as Brick Pollitt
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Vaughn Taylor as Deacon Davis
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New Moon
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2009
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Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan
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Christina Jastrzembska as Gran
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Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen
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Billy Burke as Charlie Swan
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Anna Kendrick as Jessica
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Michael Welch as Mike
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Christian Serratos as Angela
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Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black
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Ashley Greene as Alice Cullen
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Taken
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2008
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Arben Bajraktaraj as Marko
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David Warshofsky as Bernie
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Famke Janssen as Lenore
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Gérard Watkins as St-Clair
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Holly Valance asSheerah
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Jon Gries asCasey
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Katie Cassidy as Amanda
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Leland Orser as Sam
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Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills
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Maggie Grace as Kim
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Olivier Rabourdin as Jean-Claude
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Xander Berkeley as Stuart
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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2001
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Ben Borowiecki as Diagon Alley Boy
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Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter
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Derek Deadman as Tom - Bartender in Leaky Cauldron
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Fiona Shaw as Aunt Petunia Dursley
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Harry Melling as Dudley Dursley
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Ian Hart as Professor Quirinus Quirrell
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John Hurt as Mr. Ollivander
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Maggie Smith as Professor Minerva McGonagall
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Richard Bremmer as Voldemort
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Richard Griffiths as Uncle Vernon Dursley
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Richard Harris as Professor Albus Dumbledore
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Robbie Coltrane as Rubeus Hagrid
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Saunders Triplets as Young Harry Potter
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Verne Troyer as Griphook the Goblin (as Vern Troyer)
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Warwick Davis as Goblin Bank Teller / Professor Flitwick
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Movie Title
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Character
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Quote
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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Dumbledore
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"It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and
forget to live,"
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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Mr. Ollivander
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"I remember every wand I've ever sold, Mr. Potter.
It so happens that the phoenix whose tail feather resides in your wand gave
another feather... just one other. It is curious that you should be destined
for this wand when its brother gave you that scar,"
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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Hermione
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"Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before
either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse,
expelled,"
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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Hagrid
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"Just play a bit of music and he falls straight
asleep... I shouldn't have told you that!"
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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Hermione
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"Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare!
You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!"
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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Dumbledore
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"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to
your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends,"
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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Voldemort
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"There is no good and evil. There is only power, and
those too weak to seek it,"
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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Draco
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"You'll soon find out that some wizarding families
are better than others, Potter. You don't want to go making friends with the
wrong sort. I can help you there,"
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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Draco
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"Wait 'til my father hears about this! This is
servant's stuff!"
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City Slickers
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Phil
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"He's not home! It's his night to be with the other
escaped Nazis!"
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City Slickers
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Clay
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"When you three first arrived here, you were as
worthless as a hen shit on a pump handle,"
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13 Going 30
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Jenna
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"I can't get in the car; I don't get in the car with
strangers,"
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13 Going 30
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Jenna
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"I saw his thingy!"
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13 Going 30
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Jenna
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"Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I
totally am,"
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13 Going 30
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Jenna
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"I don't want to be beautiful in my own way. I want
to look like these people,"
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13 Going 30
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Mrs. Rink
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"Oh those aren't people honey, those are
models,"
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13 Going 30
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Matt
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"There are six of them, Jenna, that's the whole
point. There can't be a seventh Sixth Chick. It's just mathematically
impossible. Besides you're way cooler than they are, they're totally
unoriginal,"
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13 Going 30
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Jenna
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"I don't want to be original, Matty, I want to be
cool,"
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13 Going 30
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Jenna
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"You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy -
and I don't like you at all,"
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13 Going 30
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Lucy
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"OK, you can wipe the
doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-a-van
look from your face,"
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Liar Liar
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Fletcher
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"You know what I am going to do about
this?...Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just
drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and even if I got
the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is piss and
moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!
"
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Liar Liar
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Fletcher
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"Greta, please! I'm on my knees in a $900
suit,"
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Liar Liar
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J. Stevens
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"Mr. Reede, I'm tired and very cranky! "
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Liar Liar
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Fletcher
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"Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a
stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a
crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without
signaling while running a red light, and speeding!"
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Liar Liar
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Fletcher
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"Stop breaking the law, asshole!"
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Liar Liar
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Fletcher
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"The pen is blue, the pen is blue, the goddamn pen
is blue!"
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Liar Liar
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Fletcher
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"I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?"
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Liar Liar
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Max
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"My dad? He's... a liar,"
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Liar Liar
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Fletcher
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"Weight, 105. Yeah, in your bra!"
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Liar Liar
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Fletcher
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"My client lied about her age! She was only 17 when
she got married, which makes her a minor. And in the great state of
California, no minor can enter into any legal contract without parental
consent,"
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Sixteen Candles
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Geek
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"Would you guys please hurry up? I'm breaking like
30 major laws here,"
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Sixteen Candles
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Geek
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"Damn it, Mom, I've got my headgear on!"
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Sixteen Candles
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Ginny
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"I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I
mean, I've had other men love me before, but not for six months in a
row,"
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Sixteen Candles
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Grandmother
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"Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's
gotten her boobies,"
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Sixteen Candles
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Samantha
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"I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me
up,"
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Sixteen Candles
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Geek
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"I've never bagged a babe. I'm not a stud,"
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Sixteen Candles
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Jake
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"You better not be dicking me around. It'd be a
major downer to try and get together with this girl and find out that she
really does think I'm a slime,"
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Sixteen Candles
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Jake
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"Happy birthday, Samantha. Make a wish,"
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Sixteen Candles
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Geek
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"By night's end, I predict me and her will
interface,"
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Sixteen Candles
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Samantha
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"When you don't have anything, you don't have
anything to lose. Right?"
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Sixteen Candles
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Jim
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"That's why they call them crushes. If they were
easy, they'd call them something else,"
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Sixteen Candles
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Howard
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"Are you the little bugger that's been calling up
here all night and then hanging up?"
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Mrs. Doubtfire
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Daniel
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"Wow, films. Will I be introducing these movies on
air?"
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Mrs. Doubtfire
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Mrs. Doubtfire
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"I admire that honesty, Natalie, that's a noble
quality. Never lose that, because it often disappears with age, or entering
politics,"
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Mrs. Doubtfire
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Mrs. Doubtfire
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"What a lovely home you have. Did you decorate this
yourself?"
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Mrs. Doubtfire
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Mrs. Doubtfire
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"Oh, it reeks of taste!"
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Mrs. Doubtfire
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Lou
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"Daniel, that line was not in the script. Why did
you add it?"
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Mrs. Doubtfire
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Daniel
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"The fact that Pudgy the Parrot has a cigarette
shoved into his mouth is morally irresponsible!"
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Mrs. Doubtfire
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Daniel
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"Lou, millions of kids see this cartoon, it's like
sending each one of them a pack of cigarettes and saying 'light up.'"
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Mrs. Doubtfire
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Natalie
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"We're his goddamn kids too!"
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Taken
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Bryan
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"I know the world, sweetie,"
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Taken
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Bryan
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"I don't think a seventeen-year-old should be
traveling alone,"
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Taken
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Lenore
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"You sacrificed our marriage to the service of the
country, you've made a mess of your life in the service of your country;
can't you sacrifice a little one time for your own daughter?"
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Taken
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Bryan
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"That's like telling water not to be wet,
sweetie,"
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Taken
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Bryan
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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you
want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But
what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired
over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for
you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will
find you, and I will kill you,"
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Taken
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Sam
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"Based on what they know about the way these groups
operate, our analyst says you have a ninety-six hour window from the time she
was grabbed,"
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Taken
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Bryan
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"You don't remember me? We spoke on the phone two
days ago. I told you I would find you,"
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Taken
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Bryan
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"I'll tear down the Eiffel Tower if I have to!"
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Taken
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Bryan
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"You come to this country, take advantage of the
system and think because we are tolerant that we are weak and helpless. Your
arrogance offends me. And for that the rate just went up 10 percent,"
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Logan's Run
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Logan
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"Don't go in there! You don't have to die! No one
has to die at 30! You could live! LIVE! Live, and grow old! I've seen it!
She's seen it!"
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Logan's Run
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Jessica
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"We've been outside! There's another world outside!
We've seen it!"
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Logan's Run
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Jessica
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"A friend of mine went on carousel. Now he's
gone,"
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Logan's Run
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Box
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"Regular storage procedure. The same as the other
food. The other food stopped coming. And they started,"
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Logan's Run
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Logan
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"There... is... no... Sanctuary,"
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Logan's Run
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Computer
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"Sanctuary is a pre-catastrophe code word. Used for
a place of unity,"
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Logan's Run
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Francis
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"Look, get into the water. You need it. More than I
do,"
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New Moon
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Edward
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"Bella the last real birthday any of had was Emmett
in 1935. Cut us a little slack, and don't be too difficult tonight. They're
all very excited,"
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New Moon
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Jacob
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"I will be there until your heart stops
beating,"
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New Moon
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Bella
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"My own life meant little to me today,"
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New Moon
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Bella
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"Attention is never a good thing, as any other
accident-prone klutz would agree. No one wants a spotlight when they’re
likely to fall on their face,"
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New Moon
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Bella
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"Edward stood beside me, casting no reflection,
excruciatingly lovely and forever seventeen,"
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New Moon
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Emmett
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"I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything
funny while I’m gone,"
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New Moon
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Edward
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"Anyway, you don’t irritate the Volturi. Not unless
you want to die—or whatever it is we do,"
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New Moon
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Bella
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"Do you think I’ll ever get better at this? That my
heart might someday stop trying to jump out of my chest whenever you touch
me?"
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Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
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Harvey
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"It'll kill the senses too! You... you got pain - at
least you know you're alive,"
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Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
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Mae
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"Gooper is your first born. Why he always had to
carry a bigger load of the responsibilities than Brick? Brick never carried a
thing in his life but a football or a high ball,"
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Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
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Brick
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"What is the victory of a cat on a hot tin
roof?"
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Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
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Brick
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"Careful Maggie, your claws are showing,"
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