Comedy Movies with Birthday Themes



Movies with Birthday Themes Year
 
Liar Liar 1997
Amanda Donohoe as Miranda
Anne Haney as Greta
Cary Elwes as Jerry
Jason Bernard as Judge Marshall Stevens
Jennifer Tilly as Samantha Cole
Jim Carrey as Fletcher Reede
Justin Cooper as Max Reede
Maura Tierney as Audrey Reede
Mitch Ryan as Mr. Allan (as Mitchell Ryan)
Swoosie Kurtz as Dana Appleton


13 Going on 30 2004
Andy Serkis as Richard Kneeland
Christa B. Allen as Young Jenna
Jennifer Garner as Jenna Rink
Joe Grifasi as Mr. Flamhaff
Judy Greer as Lucy Wyman
Kathy Baker as Bev Rink
Kiersten Warren as Trish Sackett
Lynn Collins as Wendy
Marcia DeBonis as Arlene
Mark Ruffalo as Matt Flamhaff
Mary Pat Gleason as Mrs. Flamhaff
Phil Reeves as Wayne Rink
Sam Ball as Alex Carlson
Sean Marquette as Young Matt
Susan Egan as Tracy Hansen


Sixteen Candles 1984
Anthony Michael Hall as The Geek
Billie Bird as Dorothy Baker
Blanche Baker as Ginny Baker
Carlin Glynn as Brenda Baker
Carole Cook as Grandma Helen
Edward Andrews as Howard Baker
Gedde Watanabe as Long Duk Dong
Haviland Morris as Caroline Mulford
John Cusack as Bryce
Justin Henry as Mike Baker
Liane Curtis as Randy
Max Showalter as Grandpa Fred
Michael Schoeffling asJake Ryan
Molly Ringwald as Samantha Baker
Paul Dooley as Jim Baker


Mrs. Doubtfire 1993
Anne Haney as Mrs. Sellner
Harvey Fierstein as Frank
Lisa Jakub as Lydia Hillard
Mara Wilson as Natalie Hillard
Matthew Lawrence as Chris Hillard
Pierce Brosnan as Stu
Polly Holliday as Gloria
Robert Prosky as Mr. Lundy
Robin Williams as Daniel Hillard / Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire
Sally Field as Miranda Hillard
Scott Capurro as Jack


Logan's Run 1976
Farrah Fawcett as Holly
Jenny Agutter as Jessica
Michael Anderson Jr. as Doc
Michael York as Logan
Peter Ustinov as Old Man
Richard Jordan as Francis
Roscoe Lee Browne as Box


Cat on a Hot Tin Roof 1958
Burl Ives as Big Daddy Pollitt
Elizabeth Taylor as Maggie Pollitt
Jack Carson as Gooper Pollitt
Judith Anderson as Big Momma Pollitt
Larry Gates as Dr. Baugh
Madeleine Sherwood as Mae Pollitt
Paul Newman as Brick Pollitt
Vaughn Taylor as Deacon Davis


New Moon 2009
Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan
Christina Jastrzembska as Gran
Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen
Billy Burke as Charlie Swan
Anna Kendrick as Jessica
Michael Welch as Mike
Christian Serratos as Angela
Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black
Ashley Greene as Alice Cullen


Taken 2008
Arben Bajraktaraj as Marko
David Warshofsky as Bernie
Famke Janssen as Lenore
Gérard Watkins as St-Clair
Holly Valance asSheerah
Jon Gries asCasey
Katie Cassidy as Amanda
Leland Orser as Sam
Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills
Maggie Grace as Kim
Olivier Rabourdin as Jean-Claude
Xander Berkeley as Stuart


Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 2001
Ben Borowiecki as Diagon Alley Boy
Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter
Derek Deadman as Tom - Bartender in Leaky Cauldron
Fiona Shaw as Aunt Petunia Dursley
Harry Melling as Dudley Dursley
Ian Hart as Professor Quirinus Quirrell
John Hurt as Mr. Ollivander
Maggie Smith as Professor Minerva McGonagall
Richard Bremmer as Voldemort
Richard Griffiths as Uncle Vernon Dursley
Richard Harris as Professor Albus Dumbledore
Robbie Coltrane as Rubeus Hagrid
Saunders Triplets as Young Harry Potter
Verne Troyer as Griphook the Goblin (as Vern Troyer)
Warwick Davis as Goblin Bank Teller / Professor Flitwick


Movie Title Character Quote
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Dumbledore "It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live,"
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Mr. Ollivander "I remember every wand I've ever sold, Mr. Potter. It so happens that the phoenix whose tail feather resides in your wand gave another feather... just one other. It is curious that you should be destined for this wand when its brother gave you that scar,"
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Hermione "Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled,"
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Hagrid "Just play a bit of music and he falls straight asleep... I shouldn't have told you that!"
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Hermione "Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!"
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Dumbledore "It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends,"
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Voldemort "There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it,"
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Draco "You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there,"
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Draco "Wait 'til my father hears about this! This is servant's stuff!"
City Slickers Phil "He's not home! It's his night to be with the other escaped Nazis!"
City Slickers Clay "When you three first arrived here, you were as worthless as a hen shit on a pump handle,"
13 Going 30 Jenna "I can't get in the car; I don't get in the car with strangers,"
13 Going 30 Jenna "I saw his thingy!"
13 Going 30 Jenna "Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am,"
13 Going 30 Jenna "I don't want to be beautiful in my own way. I want to look like these people,"
13 Going 30 Mrs. Rink "Oh those aren't people honey, those are models,"
13 Going 30 Matt "There are six of them, Jenna, that's the whole point. There can't be a seventh Sixth Chick. It's just mathematically impossible. Besides you're way cooler than they are, they're totally unoriginal,"
13 Going 30 Jenna "I don't want to be original, Matty, I want to be cool,"
13 Going 30 Jenna "You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy - and I don't like you at all,"
13 Going 30 Lucy "OK, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-a-van look from your face,"
Liar Liar Fletcher "You know what I am going to do about this?...Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe! "
Liar Liar Fletcher "Greta, please! I'm on my knees in a $900 suit,"
Liar Liar J. Stevens "Mr. Reede, I'm tired and very cranky! "
Liar Liar Fletcher "Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light, and speeding!"
Liar Liar Fletcher "Stop breaking the law, asshole!"
Liar Liar Fletcher "The pen is blue, the pen is blue, the goddamn pen is blue!"
Liar Liar Fletcher "I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?"
Liar Liar Max "My dad? He's... a liar,"
Liar Liar Fletcher "Weight, 105. Yeah, in your bra!"
Liar Liar Fletcher "My client lied about her age! She was only 17 when she got married, which makes her a minor. And in the great state of California, no minor can enter into any legal contract without parental consent,"
Sixteen Candles Geek "Would you guys please hurry up? I'm breaking like 30 major laws here,"
Sixteen Candles Geek "Damn it, Mom, I've got my headgear on!"
Sixteen Candles Ginny "I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had other men love me before, but not for six months in a row,"
Sixteen Candles Grandmother "Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies,"
Sixteen Candles Samantha "I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up,"
Sixteen Candles Geek "I've never bagged a babe. I'm not a stud,"
Sixteen Candles Jake "You better not be dicking me around. It'd be a major downer to try and get together with this girl and find out that she really does think I'm a slime,"
Sixteen Candles Jake "Happy birthday, Samantha. Make a wish,"
Sixteen Candles Geek "By night's end, I predict me and her will interface,"
Sixteen Candles Samantha "When you don't have anything, you don't have anything to lose. Right?"
Sixteen Candles Jim "That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else,"
Sixteen Candles Howard "Are you the little bugger that's been calling up here all night and then hanging up?"
Mrs. Doubtfire Daniel "Wow, films. Will I be introducing these movies on air?"
Mrs. Doubtfire Mrs. Doubtfire "I admire that honesty, Natalie, that's a noble quality. Never lose that, because it often disappears with age, or entering politics,"
Mrs. Doubtfire Mrs. Doubtfire "What a lovely home you have. Did you decorate this yourself?"
Mrs. Doubtfire Mrs. Doubtfire "Oh, it reeks of taste!"
Mrs. Doubtfire Lou "Daniel, that line was not in the script. Why did you add it?"
Mrs. Doubtfire Daniel "The fact that Pudgy the Parrot has a cigarette shoved into his mouth is morally irresponsible!"
Mrs. Doubtfire Daniel "Lou, millions of kids see this cartoon, it's like sending each one of them a pack of cigarettes and saying 'light up.'"
Mrs. Doubtfire Natalie "We're his goddamn kids too!"
Taken Bryan "I know the world, sweetie,"
Taken Bryan "I don't think a seventeen-year-old should be traveling alone,"
Taken Lenore "You sacrificed our marriage to the service of the country, you've made a mess of your life in the service of your country; can't you sacrifice a little one time for your own daughter?"
Taken Bryan "That's like telling water not to be wet, sweetie,"
Taken Bryan "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you,"
Taken Sam "Based on what they know about the way these groups operate, our analyst says you have a ninety-six hour window from the time she was grabbed,"
Taken Bryan "You don't remember me? We spoke on the phone two days ago. I told you I would find you,"
Taken Bryan "I'll tear down the Eiffel Tower if I have to!"
Taken Bryan "You come to this country, take advantage of the system and think because we are tolerant that we are weak and helpless. Your arrogance offends me. And for that the rate just went up 10 percent,"
Logan's Run Logan "Don't go in there! You don't have to die! No one has to die at 30! You could live! LIVE! Live, and grow old! I've seen it! She's seen it!"
Logan's Run Jessica "We've been outside! There's another world outside! We've seen it!"
Logan's Run Jessica "A friend of mine went on carousel. Now he's gone,"
Logan's Run Box "Regular storage procedure. The same as the other food. The other food stopped coming. And they started,"
Logan's Run Logan "There... is... no... Sanctuary,"
Logan's Run Computer "Sanctuary is a pre-catastrophe code word. Used for a place of unity,"
Logan's Run Francis "Look, get into the water. You need it. More than I do,"
New Moon Edward "Bella the last real birthday any of had was Emmett in 1935. Cut us a little slack, and don't be too difficult tonight. They're all very excited,"
New Moon Jacob "I will be there until your heart stops beating,"
New Moon Bella "My own life meant little to me today,"
New Moon Bella "Attention is never a good thing, as any other accident-prone klutz would agree. No one wants a spotlight when they’re likely to fall on their face,"
New Moon Bella "Edward stood beside me, casting no reflection, excruciatingly lovely and forever seventeen,"
New Moon Emmett "I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone,"
New Moon Edward "Anyway, you don’t irritate the Volturi. Not unless you want to die—or whatever it is we do,"
New Moon Bella "Do you think I’ll ever get better at this? That my heart might someday stop trying to jump out of my chest whenever you touch me?"
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Harvey "It'll kill the senses too! You... you got pain - at least you know you're alive,"
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Mae "Gooper is your first born. Why he always had to carry a bigger load of the responsibilities than Brick? Brick never carried a thing in his life but a football or a high ball,"
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Brick "What is the victory of a cat on a hot tin roof?"
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Brick "Careful Maggie, your claws are showing,"
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