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Sex Ages Card
4772 Inside Text: What Birthday?
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Big Day 70 Card
C7060HMBG Inside Text: Happy Birthday
$4.28
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Objects in Mirror 70 Card
4849 Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is To Die For!
$4.28
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70 Body Detergent Card
5171 Inside Text: You're Only As Old As You Feel. So How Old Do You Feel? Happy Birthday.
$4.28
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You are 70 Bitch Card
8971 Inside Text: Bitch! Happy Birthday!
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70 Years Old and Hot Card
8975 Inside Text: You still light up the room. Happy Birthday.
$4.28
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70 in Scrabble Card
9052 Inside Text: Happy Birthday No Matter How You Spell It.
$4.28





For those who still have the mental faculties to remember their birthdays, and the arithmetical ability to correctly count up the years, you need to get them a great greeting card when they hit the momentous milestone of seventy years of age. And you need to get them it before it's too late.

This clever, colorful, 70th Birthday card collection has a number of fabulous, fantastic, merry and mirthful greetings to choose from, such as: one with a Scrabble board showing how small that number 70 really is; one with a decadent chocolate cake decorated with strawberries, more chocolate and gooey best wishes; and one with a bright yellow body detergent box advertising many of the fine features required for living fancy-free, and regular, at the rather advanced age of seventy.

Celebrate, commemorate, commiserate someone special's seventieth B-Day by bucking and yucking them up with any one of the cheerful, chuckling, chortling, well-done greeting cards gathered right here together for best buying and giving, and being appreciated by that super ancient somebody.
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