For the lovers of foul-mouthed Merry Xmas cards: these three profanely funny and proudly hilarious saucy Season's Greetings. The trio of F'ing holly jolly greeting cards available here are for the amusement of adults only, but perfect for all those friends, relatives and workmates on your Noel list who prefer the humorous naughty to the sweetly nice. Santa is colorfully, off-color depicted hushing up his intoxication, shoving a couple of flag-waving kids down a snowy hill, and wishing a winter wonderland village a blue Christmas as he and his eight reindeer fly through the star-filled, moonlit night.