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itemId=1689-bangkok-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1689|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=65|~|itemdatenumber=20060315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=1689k-bangkok-humor-christmas-paper-card-tim-whyatt.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Bangkok Card|~|insidetext=Have A Bang-Up Christmas!|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=2|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/bangkok-card-272.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/bangkok-card-162.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/bangkok-card-163.jpg
Bangkok Card
1689 Inside Text: Have A Bang-Up Christmas!
$3.75
itemId=5780-disfunctional-family-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card|~|code=5780|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=109|~|itemdatenumber=20000215|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=5780k-dysfunctional-family-funny-christmas-greeting-card-nick-downes.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Dysfunctional Family Card|~|insidetext=Here’s To Surviving The Ones We Love! Season’s Greetings|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/disfunctional-family-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/dysfunctional-family-card-61.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/dysfunctional-family-card-62.jpg
Dysfunctional Family Card
5780 Inside Text: Here's To Surviving The Ones We Love! Season's Greetings
$3.75
itemId=1923-mistletoe-funny-happy-thoughts-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1923|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=170|~|itemdatenumber=20090315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=1923k-mistletoe-mean-christmas-greeting-card-nobleworks.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Mistletoe Card|~|insidetext=This Christmas, Celebrate From Your Head Down To Your Toes. Merry Christmas.|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=4|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/mistletoe-card-85.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/mistletoe-card-47.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/mistletoe-card-48.jpg
Mistletoe Card
1923 Inside Text: This Christmas, Celebrate From Your Head Down To Your Toes. Merry Christmas.
$3.75
itemId=5769-eat-the-carrot-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card|~|code=5769|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=133|~|itemdatenumber=20110315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=5769k-eat-the-carrot-funny-christmas-card-randy-mcilwaine.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Eat the Carrot Card|~|insidetext=Don We Now Our Gay Apparel.|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=3|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/eat-the-carrot-card-89.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/eat-the-carrot-card-48.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/eat-the-carrot-card-49.jpg
Eat the Carrot Card
5769 Inside Text: Don We Now Our Gay Apparel.
$3.75
itemId=1693-middle-one-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1693|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=159|~|itemdatenumber=20050315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Middle One Card|~|insidetext=Have A Blast This Christmas.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/middle-one-card-36.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/middle-one-card-15.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/middle-one-card-16.jpg
Middle One Card
1693 Inside Text: Have A Blast This Christmas.
$3.75
itemId=5861-jerking-off-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card|~|code=5861|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=351|~|itemdatenumber=20100115|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Jerking Off Card|~|insidetext=Merry Christmas And Please Keep In Touch!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/jerking-off-card-30.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/jerking-off-card-10.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/jerking-off-card-11.jpg
Jerking Off Card
5861 Inside Text: Merry Christmas And Please Keep In Touch!
$3.75
itemId=1404-santa-shit-list-funny-talk-bubbles-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1404|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=389|~|itemdatenumber=19980215|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=1404k-santa-s--t-list-funny-christmas-paper-card-nobleworks.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Santa Shit List Card|~|insidetext=Yes You’re On It Again This Year! Season’s Greetings|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/santa-shit-list-card-30.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/santa-shit-list-card-9.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/santa-shit-list-card-10.jpg
Santa Shit List Card
1404 Inside Text: Yes You're On It Again This Year! Season's Greetings
$3.75
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Give A Shit Card
1380 Inside Text: Merry Christmas From Someone Who Really Cares.
$3.75
itemId=5743-tits-off-the-table-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card|~|code=5743|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=405|~|itemdatenumber=20110315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Tits Off the Table Card|~|insidetext=Tits The Season To Be Jolly! Happy Holidays.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/tits-off-the-table-card-30.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/tits-off-the-table-card-10.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/tits-off-the-table-card-11.jpg
Tits Off the Table Card
5743 Inside Text: Tits The Season To Be Jolly! Happy Holidays.
$3.75
itemId=1224-7-elves-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1224|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=1258|~|itemdatenumber=20030315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=7 Elves Card|~|insidetext=Mary Christmas.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/7-elves-card-30.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/7-elves-card-9.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/7-elves-card-10.jpg
7 Elves Card
1224 Inside Text: Mary Christmas.
$3.75
itemId=1301-billys-mom-funny-talk-bubbles-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1301|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=377|~|itemdatenumber=20060315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Billys Mom Card|~|insidetext=Merry Christmas! Enjoy The Ride.|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/billys-mom-card-30.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/billys-mom-card-9.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/billys-mom-card-10.jpg
Billys Mom Card
1301 Inside Text: Merry Christmas! Enjoy The Ride.
$3.75
itemId=1016-outsourced-santa-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1016|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=1370|~|itemdatenumber=20070315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Outsourced Santa Card|~|insidetext=Merry Christmas!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/outsourced-santa-card-31.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/outsourced-santa-card-10.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/outsourced-santa-card-11.jpg
Outsourced Santa Card
1016 Inside Text: Merry Christmas!
$3.75
itemId=5823-shit-list-funny-mccoy-brothers-merry-christmas-card|~|code=5823|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=4808|~|itemdatenumber=20100315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Shit List Card|~|insidetext=Merry Christmas And All That Shit.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/shit-list-card-30.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/shit-list-card-10.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/shit-list-card-11.jpg
Shit List Card
5823 Inside Text: Merry Christmas And All That Shit.
$3.75
itemId=1620-fireplace-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1620|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=990|~|itemdatenumber=20020315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Fireplace Card|~|insidetext=Warmest Wishes|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/fireplace-card-30.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/fireplace-card-9.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/fireplace-card-10.jpg
Fireplace Card
1620 Inside Text: Warmest Wishes
$3.75
itemId=1406-north-pole-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1406|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=245|~|itemdatenumber=20060315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=North Pole Card|~|insidetext=Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/north-pole-card-30.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/north-pole-card-9.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/north-pole-card-10.jpg
North Pole Card
1406 Inside Text: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.
$3.75
itemId=1198-secret-santa-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1198|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=711|~|itemdatenumber=20050315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Secret Santa Card|~|insidetext=Cheers!|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/secret-santa-card-30.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/secret-santa-card-9.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/secret-santa-card-10.jpg
Secret Santa Card
1198 Inside Text: Cheers!
$3.75
itemId=5740-bless-our-asses-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card|~|code=5740|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=1993|~|itemdatenumber=20100115|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Bless Our Asses Card|~|insidetext=Season’s Blessings.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/bless-our-asses-card-30.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/bless-our-asses-card-10.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/bless-our-asses-card-11.jpg
Bless Our Asses Card
5740 Inside Text: Season's Blessings.
$3.75
itemId=1143-drunk-for-christmas-funny-planet-fabulous-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1143|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=1220|~|itemdatenumber=20080315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Drunk for Christmas Card|~|insidetext=Tis The Season To Get Plastered.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/drunk-for-christmas-card-31.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/drunk-for-christmas-card-10.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/drunk-for-christmas-card-11.jpg
Drunk for Christmas Card
1143 Inside Text: 'tis The Season To Get Plastered.
$3.75
itemId=5761-celery-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card|~|code=5761|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=952|~|itemdatenumber=20100115|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Celery Card|~|insidetext=Have A Merry Christmas. How Hard Can That Be?|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/celery-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/celery-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/celery-card-15.jpg
Celery Card
5761 Inside Text: Have A Merry Christmas. How Hard Can That Be?
$3.75
itemId=1652-doesnt-fit-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1652|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=379|~|itemdatenumber=20090315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Doesnt Fit Card|~|insidetext=Have A Pleasurable Christmas!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/doesnt-fit-card-65.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/doesnt-fit-card-22.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/doesnt-fit-card-23.jpg
Doesnt Fit Card
1652 Inside Text: Have A Pleasurable Christmas!
$3.75
itemId=1632-s-m-reindeer-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1632|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=937|~|itemdatenumber=20030315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=SandM Reindeer Card|~|insidetext=Have A Merry Christmas. That’s An Order!|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/sandm-reindeer-card-30.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/sandm-reindeer-card-9.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/sandm-reindeer-card-10.jpg
SandM Reindeer Card
1632 Inside Text: Have A Merry Christmas. That's An Order!
$3.75
itemId=1583-turn-kids-gay-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1583|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=2017|~|itemdatenumber=20090315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Turn kids gay Card|~|insidetext=May All Your Christmas Wishes Come True.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/turn-kids-gay-card-30.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/turn-kids-gay-card-9.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/turn-kids-gay-card-10.jpg
Turn kids gay Card
1583 Inside Text: May All Your Christmas Wishes Come True.
$3.75
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Ken Dolls Card
1604 Inside Text: It's Just Christmas...Don't Come Unglued!
$3.75
itemId=1387-jingle-balls-funny-talk-bubbles-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1387|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=338|~|itemdatenumber=20110315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Jingle Balls Card|~|insidetext=Merry Christmas And All That Junk!|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/jingle-balls-card-32.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/jingle-balls-card-11.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/jingle-balls-card-12.jpg
Jingle Balls Card
1387 Inside Text: Merry Christmas And All That Junk!
$3.75
itemId=1445-ssh-hash-funny-talk-bubbles-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1445|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=1657|~|itemdatenumber=20030315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Ssh Hash Card|~|insidetext=Put Some Happy In Your Holiday.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/ssh-hash-card-30.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/ssh-hash-card-9.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/ssh-hash-card-10.jpg
Ssh Hash Card
1445 Inside Text: Put Some Happy In Your Holiday.
$3.75
itemId=1111-assless-chaps-funny-superindustriallove-merry-christmas-card|~|code=1111|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=564|~|itemdatenumber=20090315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Assless Chaps Card|~|insidetext=Make Your Yuletide Gay! Merry Christmas.|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/assless-chaps-card-30.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/assless-chaps-card-9.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/assless-chaps-card-10.jpg
Assless Chaps Card
1111 Inside Text: Make Your Yuletide Gay! Merry Christmas.
$3.75
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Rudolph Fart Card
1104 Inside Text: It's Christmas. Let 'er Rip!
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Wildest Christmas Wishes Card
1002 Inside Text: May This Be Your Biggest One Ever! Merry Christmas!
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Peace to the World Card
5847 Inside Text: ...And Good Weed Toward Man.
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Sweet Cheeks Card
5850 Inside Text: Merry Christmas, Cookie!
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Roll Me Over Card
1373 Inside Text: I Am Laying On Your Christmas Gift...... Merry Christmas
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Guide My Sleigh Card
1696 Inside Text: Santa Comes Just Once A Year....
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Tap That Card
1147 Inside Text: Go Get Some This Christmas.
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Wicked One Brewing Card
1101 Inside Text: Hope Your Christmas Is A Blast!
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Jail Elves Card
5718 Inside Text: Bottoms Up! Merry Christmas.
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Merry Kiss My Ass Card
1384 Inside Text: And A Happy New Year.
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My Motto Card
1969 Inside Text: Have A Great Christmas.
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Gesundheit Card
1192 Inside Text: God Bless You This Christmas.
$3.75
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A Little Head Card
1165 Inside Text: Peace On Earth And Good Will Toward Man.
$3.75



Naughty Christmas Cards|Naughty Season's Greetings Cards



Hi. So, we assume you were stumbling around the internet (just like drunk Uncle Bob at the last family Christmas when he drank too much spiked eggnog) and ended up here at NobleWorks Naughty Christmas Greeting Cards section. Just like the title implies, duh, this is our naughty Christmas cards section. Prepare to be enraged, you prude. We’ve got funny, naughty Christmas greetings and vulgar Christmas cards in one spot.

The holiday season is that time of the year when people get emotional and weepy over their dysfunctional family ties, especially if they have to wear them. (Must be why so many ties are given as Christmas gift during the holidays.) This would explain the copious amounts of alcohol consumed during the season, too, as well as the desperate attempts at Christmas salutations, family activities and forced merriment.

Have you been wondering what happens when you buy a box of naughty Santa Christmas cards from NobleWorks? First, yule-be sooo happy. Also, your friends will be thrilled that they are receiving these naughty Christmas greetings from you. How long has it been since they last heard from you? Years? Let them know you’re alive, you jerk.

One of our best-selling Christmas cards is a naughty card by Tim Whyatt called "Bangkok Humor." It is a great example of just how naughty our naughtiest cards can be (pretty naughty if you ask anyone in our risqué, but happy, card department). In this hilarious card, a game of charades has gone hilariously wrong. If you need a naughty holiday card for a friend who thinks Murphy's Law is out to get them, then this card has their name all over it (of course, after you write their name in it. But you'll have to buy it first). By the way, we will gladly personalize any of our unique Christmas cards for you and offer to mail them directly to your peeps, once our spiffy new site is up and running. This century, I'm told.

Also, check out our other irreverent, offensive cards. Our sick attempts at humor include camel toes, erections, shit lists and assless chaps. I double-dog dare ya to find another company whose range of vulgar Christmas cards extends to camel toes. We’re trendsetters — what else can I say?

Take some time to browse through and enjoy the naughty X-mas greeting cards (how sad is it that some people think they are risqué cards. I just hope they think they're funny) and find the perfect merry Christmas card. Remember it is, or so they say, the thought that counts. Which I personally think is bullshit, but no one asked me. Regardless, we’re bursting with funny thoughts, holiday greetings, naughty Santa jokes, funny Christmas quotes and Christmas sayings.

After all, where else can you browse such a large selection of humor season greetings cards? Enjoy, laugh, cry, bitch and moan. Just so you buy a naughty card box for Christmas today. If these greeting cards are not naughty enough for ya, check out our Adult Card Section!
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