Hi. So, we assume you were stumbling around the internet (just like drunk Uncle Bob at the last family Christmas when he drank too much spiked eggnog) and ended up here at NobleWorks Naughty Christmas Greeting Cards section. Just like the title implies, duh, this is our naughty Christmas cards section. Prepare to be enraged, you prude. We’ve got funny, naughty Christmas greetings and vulgar Christmas cards in one spot.
The holiday season is that time of the year when people get emotional and weepy over their dysfunctional family ties
, especially if they have to wear them. (Must be why so many ties are given as Christmas gift during the holidays.) This would explain the copious amounts of alcohol consumed during the season, too, as well as the desperate attempts at Christmas salutations, family activities and forced merriment.
Have you been wondering what happens when you buy a box of naughty Santa Christmas cards
from NobleWorks? First, yule-be sooo happy. Also, your friends will be thrilled that they are receiving these naughty Christmas greetings from you. How long has it been since they last heard from you? Years? Let them know you’re alive, you jerk.
One of our best-selling Christmas cards is a naughty card by Tim Whyatt
called "Bangkok Humor."
It is a great example of just how naughty our naughtiest cards can be (pretty naughty if you ask anyone in our risqué, but happy, card department). In this hilarious card, a game of charades has gone hilariously wrong. If you need a naughty holiday card for a friend who thinks Murphy's Law is out to get them, then this card has their name all over it (of course, after you write their name in it. But you'll have to buy it first). By the way, we will gladly personalize any of our unique Christmas cards for you and offer to mail them directly to your peeps, once our spiffy new site is up and running. This century, I'm told.
Also, check out our other irreverent, offensive cards. Our sick attempts at humor include camel toes, erections, shit lists and assless chaps. I double-dog dare ya to find another company whose range of vulgar Christmas cards extends to camel toes. We’re trendsetters — what else can I say?
Take some time to browse through and enjoy the naughty X-mas greeting cards (how sad is it that some people think they are risqué cards. I just hope they think they're funny) and find the perfect merry Christmas card. Remember it is, or so they say, the thought that counts. Which I personally think is bullshit, but no one asked me. Regardless, we’re bursting with funny thoughts, holiday greetings, naughty Santa jokes, funny Christmas quotes and Christmas sayings.
After all, where else can you browse such a large selection of humor season greetings cards? Enjoy, laugh, cry, bitch and moan. Just so you buy a naughty card box for Christmas today. If these greeting cards are not naughty enough for ya, check out our Adult Card Section