Eliminate the awkwardness of holiday gift-giving with one of these clever holiday card messages. Got a co-worker, boss or family member whose vague religious ambiguity throws you for a loop season after season? We’ve got you covered. “Hanukwansmas” and “Festivus” may be words we (or someone) totally made up, but can guarantee that they’re ideal for a politically correct card-giving experience. There’s no better way to wish someone a great season than by with a card that reads “Best wishes for a merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah or whatever the hell it is you celebrate.” Or how about one that wishes a happy everything?
Our clever holiday greetings cover all the bases. We even offer funny holiday wishes for the hippie on your list with our comical “hippie holy daze” card that features a fun-loving hippie dazing out beneath religious symbols. Plus, some of our funny Christmas cards are designed to cover the entire holiday season, from Halloween to Hanukkah. Our “Hanukwansmas” cartoon card combines imagery from Hanukkah, Kwanza and Christmas and rolls them into a single image. We also offer the type of cards that are just funny enough to avoid being offensive, like a Hanukkah card with meat on it that reads “Merry kosher holidays,” and other borderline irreverent cards.
The great thing about shopping for all your hilarious holiday cards at NobleWorks is that you can get a slew of them for a discounted price. The more you buy, the more the discount is applied, so if you’re looking for the perfect card to send out to everyone on your list, you’ve come to the right place. Plus, we offer fun ways to save, like a discount for sharing one of our hilarious holiday messages.