First Call: Hilarious Graduation Greeting Card

Ah yes, the good ol' alumni association hitting the recent grad up for funds - a post-college classic. That's the funny message of mirth writ in blue, green, red and gold on this ruefully wise and sardonically sassy laudatory and laugh-inducing card. Send out your kudos to someone special in honor of their academic achievement, 'before' they're tapped for alma mater money.