Trump Poppins: Hysterical Birthday Paper Greeting Card

We are equal-opportunity satirists here at NobleWorks Cards. Our Red Rocket line of edgy greeting cards pokes fun at everyone on both sides of the aisle. In this one, it's No. 45's turn in this hilarious pairing with one of Disney's original nasty women.

Dolled up in his Mary Poppins flowered black hat, white blouse, blue jacket and red bow tie, The Donald puts a new, darker personal spin on Mary's original feel-good song in this funny Trump birthday card. Trump Poppins is telling it like it is on this colorful card, and while it may not be pretty, it is brutally funny.

We've printed it on mixed source paper specifically to annoy the people who think climate change is a myth. It's available in bulk quantities that help you save money the more you buy, and that's good for the economy!

Help somebody achieve an actual supercalifragilisticexpialidocious birthday by gifting them this witty and farcical card. It's a perfect birthday card for Trump-haters you love, and Trump-lovers you hate.