No. 45 doesn't have time for your sob story. He's busy making America great again, and can't be trifled with your friend's sadness about getting a year closer to Social Security.
In this hilarious Trump birthday card, The Donald whips out the world's smallest violin (perfect for his tiny hands, we presume), and plays a sorrowful lament for the birthday guy or gal on the funny Trump Violin Birthday Joke Card. Colorfully pictured like he's never concentrated before, the 45th President takes time out from his Twitter account to express his so sad 'Happy Birthday' greetings.
Part of our Red Rocket line of greeting cards that are too funny and edgy to ever be stocked in grocery stores, this is a card totally in tune with the times, and sure to be sweet music to that special someone celebrating their special day. Your Trump-loving family and friends will get a good laugh out of this funny birthday card. It's printed proudly in the U.S. (American jobs! Yes!), and is available in bulk quantities, so you can save money while boosting the economy.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches