Kids ask the darndest things, don't they? This cute, blue-eyed baby asks a pretty good question about Donald Trump's supposed claim that he is a friend of "the gays." One smart, adorable, honest infant, indeed. Seriously: Instead of telling people "You're fired" on "The Apprentice," maybe he should have been the focus of an episode of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
Your friends on both sides of the aisle will get a good laugh out of the truth bomb on this funny Trump birthday card. It's available in two sizes, including a hyuuuge 8.5-by-11-inch option, and is printed on mixed-source paper. Send it out before it's banned as propaganda by the powers that be.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches