They say there's a Trump tweet for every occasion, but we couldn't find one of him talking about getting older. Granted, we didn't look that hard: He has tweeted more than 37,000 times, and that's a lot of work!
So yeah, this card is fake news. Donald Trump isn't really gagging and ragging on birthdays on the front of the Trump Nasty Birthdays Birthday Joke Card. But we're sure he would. The inside of this humorous Trump birthday card features his wishes for the birthday guy or gal to have "the happiest" of birthdays, nonetheless.
Getting old isn't terrible, when colorful, hilarious, Trumpy birthday cards like this one are there to brighten anyone's big day. This funny political card will be appreciated by all your friends, no matter whether their favorite hashtag is #MAGA or #Resist. It's printed on recycled paper fiber and available in bulk quantities to help you save money. It's also available in a normal card size and a hyuuuuge jumbo size.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches