He's taken over the country, and now he's taking over Valentine's Day. A blonde-coiffed, orange-toned, cherubic Donald Trump flaps his angel wings and angry gums to shoot an arrow through the heart of the traditional Valentines by declaring 'Trumpy Valentine's Day.' And on the inside of the card, he gets even cruder, as expected, asking: 'Can I grab you by the pussy?' Well, at least he 'asked.' For the Trump-hater and lover both, all for Valentine's Day.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches