Genie Groupon: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Okay, this Persian-slippered, pink-clad punk is just getting greedy with the genie out of the lantern. He's already got the keys to a new car, a chest of gold, and a computer tablet, and now, for Aladdin's sake, he wants a fourth wish! Send your reasonable 'Many wishes for a Happy Birthday!' with this bright, colorful, wish-fulfilling, Arabian-themed Birthday Card. It'll rub the recipient the right way (unlike the pictured punk with the genie).