Law school grads have it tough. You were fed stories about high salaries, great prospects and helping others seek justice. Only now, your JD is in hand, the future's not looking so bright and being an ambulance chaser, frankly, seems like a kickass opportunity. Compared to your public defender-aspiring classmates, you'll be rolling in it.
Screw all that social justice BS, this graduation card essentially says. There's a defective product, a slippery surface or an unscrupulous corporation out there, and you've got your eye set on bilking them for cash. Sure, the design, with a bright yellow border, additional yellow mutt and orange canine, and a colorful red and white speeding meat wagon, is kind of cute and funny, but considering this graduation card designed by Leigh Rubin makes even the lowest of lawyers seem warm and cuddly, it's actually pretty darn subversive. That's what NobleWorks Cards does and that's how we've built our reputation. Bark out someone special's tail-wagging academic success by pawing them out this praise-worthy Congrats card.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches