Fifty is a terrible age. It's too old to have fun yet too young to collect Social Security. If you know someone who's reaching this questionable millstone, er, milestone, you definitely should send a birthday card. But do the math and you'll discover there is hope after all, because 50 is only 14 in Scrabble. The 50 in Scrabble Birthday Humor Card from NobleWorks Cards lets anyone proclaim, "Fifty smifty!" Or "Fifty schmifty!" Or whatever.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches