Take It All: Humorous Birthday Printed Card

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Inside Reads:
Another Year Older? That's Hard To Swallow. Happy Birthday
Item #: 8019
Cover Reads:  Take It All, You Filthy Whore!
Inside Reads:  Another Year Older? That's Hard To Swallow. Happy Birthday
Availability:  In Stock
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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JUMBO GREETED version (8.5" x 11")
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JUMBO BLANK version (8.5" x 11")
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Occasion: Birthday

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One of our first lines of funny birthday cards at NobleWorks was our Talk Bubbles line, where we were enthralled with pairing retro pictures alongside modern snark and trashy, adult humor. That's really the best way we can sell putting dirty jokes about sexytime alongside a picture of two children and a banana. We're not all there, and neither are you for laughing so loud when you read this. That's right, we heard you laugh.

Make your filth-loving friend just as uncomfortable with this vulgar birthday card, which comes straight from our dark hearts and dirty minds. There's something about kids and vulgar language that is very funny. The sentiments expressed by the young man on this card are better left in print than said in real life, but the statement makes for a damn funny birthday card. Inappropriate? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Eat It All Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Made in USA
Introduced: May 01, 2012
UPC: 745469080193
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100% Recommend this product (5 of 5 responses)
By ferlazzo
schenectady, NY
September 11, 2018
u got to eat this one
my favorite !! bold !!
Prosi died laughing
Consnone
By P.H. Wilson
San Diego, CA
August 16, 2018
Know your audience
It's a hard-landing visual gag, so long as the audience is prone toward appreciating such humor.
ProsFor the well-curated audience, it's a solid, unique and original visual gag.
ConsFor everyone else, it's likely to evoke less than appreciative responses.
By MR. A
Moorpark
June 3, 2018
Hilarious too funny!
My friend (recipient of greeting card) totally loved this card!
By Jillian
Woonsocket, Rhode Island
June 3, 2018
Hilarious
This card is one in a million!!
By Arn
Wis.
April 30, 2018
Outrageously funny
for the person with a sense of humor on the shady side
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