Take It All: Humorous Birthday Printed Card

One of our first lines of funny birthday cards at NobleWorks was our Talk Bubbles line, where we were enthralled with pairing retro pictures alongside modern snark and trashy, adult humor. That's really the best way we can sell putting dirty jokes about sexytime alongside a picture of two children and a banana. We're not all there, and neither are you for laughing so loud when you read this. That's right, we heard you laugh.

Make your filth-loving friend just as uncomfortable with this vulgar birthday card, which comes straight from our dark hearts and dirty minds. There's something about kids and vulgar language that is very funny. The sentiments expressed by the young man on this card are better left in print than said in real life, but the statement makes for a damn funny birthday card. Inappropriate? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely.