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Take It All: Humorous Birthday Printed Card
| Item #: 8019 | ||
| Cover Reads: | Take It All, You Filthy Whore! | |
| Inside Reads: | Another Year Older? That's Hard To Swallow. Happy Birthday | |
One of our first lines of funny birthday cards at NobleWorks was our Talk Bubbles line, where we were enthralled with pairing retro pictures alongside modern snark and trashy, adult humor. That's really the best way we can sell putting dirty jokes about sexytime alongside a picture of two children and a banana. We're not all there, and neither are you for laughing so loud when you read this. That's right, we heard you laugh.
Make your filth-loving friend just as uncomfortable with this vulgar birthday card, which comes straight from our dark hearts and dirty minds. There's something about kids and vulgar language that is very funny. The sentiments expressed by the young man on this card are better left in print than said in real life, but the statement makes for a damn funny birthday card. Inappropriate? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely.
Make your filth-loving friend just as uncomfortable with this vulgar birthday card, which comes straight from our dark hearts and dirty minds. There's something about kids and vulgar language that is very funny. The sentiments expressed by the young man on this card are better left in print than said in real life, but the statement makes for a damn funny birthday card. Inappropriate? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
| Name: | Eat It All Card |
| Occasion: | Birthday |
| Line: | Talk Bubbles |
| Greeting Card Style: | Regular Version: 5" x 7" |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Inc |
| Credit: | Art by NobleWorks |
| Paper Stock: | Made in USA |
| Introduced: | May 01, 2012 |
| UPC: | 745469080193 |
| Availability: | In Stock |
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91% Recommend this product (10 of 11 responses)
By Tish
Austintown, Ohio
March 29, 2020
So wonderfully inapropriate!
I love this card!
ProsGreat card stock paper
By Ben
Alexandria, Virginia
December 3, 2019
Perfect for that uncomfortably close best friend
This is the ideal funny card for those closest to you. My best friend and I keep trying to one up the other with cards like these. Ideal fridge material.
ProsFunny
ConsNone
By Kelly Walker
TN
June 7, 2019
Perfect
Was a birthday card for my bestie and she loved it!
By Kathleen
Alexandria, VA
May 2, 2019
Funny
Men love this card. Well, the ones with a sense of humor do.
By Judie
Conshohocken, Pa.
March 29, 2019
Filthy fun
I have few friends that would appreciate this card. A little over the top, esp. with children pictured.
ConsNo kids in adult situations,please
By Lake Lucy Murder Mystery Guild
Newfane, NY
February 8, 2019
Amazing!
A way to make anyone smile on their birthday!
By ferlazzo
schenectady, NY
September 11, 2018
u got to eat this one
my favorite !! bold !!
Prosi died laughing
Consnone
By P.H. Wilson
San Diego, CA
August 16, 2018
Know your audience
It's a hard-landing visual gag, so long as the audience is prone toward appreciating such humor.
ProsFor the well-curated audience, it's a solid, unique and original visual gag.
ConsFor everyone else, it's likely to evoke less than appreciative responses.
By MR. A
Moorpark
June 3, 2018
Hilarious too funny!
My friend (recipient of greeting card) totally loved this card!
By Jillian
Woonsocket, Rhode Island
June 3, 2018
Hilarious
This card is one in a million!!
By Arn
Wis.
April 30, 2018
Outrageously funny
for the person with a sense of humor on the shady side
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