Take It All: Humorous Birthday Printed Card

Item #: 8019
Cover Reads:
Take It All, You Filthy Whore!
Inside Reads:
Another Year Older? That's Hard To Swallow. Happy Birthday
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One of our first lines of funny birthday cards at NobleWorks was our Talk Bubbles line, where we were enthralled with pairing retro pictures alongside modern snark and trashy, adult humor. That's really the best way we can sell putting dirty jokes about sexytime alongside a picture of two children and a banana. We're not all there, and neither are you for laughing so loud when you read this. That's right, we heard you laugh.

Make your filth-loving friend just as uncomfortable with this vulgar birthday card, which comes straight from our dark hearts and dirty minds. There's something about kids and vulgar language that is very funny. The sentiments expressed by the young man on this card are better left in print than said in real life, but the statement makes for a damn funny birthday card. Inappropriate? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Take It All
Occasion:
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Made in USA
Introduced:
May 01, 2012
UPC:
745469080193
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
Eat It All Card   $4.95
4.9
16 Reviews
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94% Recommend this product (15 of 16 responses)
By The B.
GREENHEAD, FLORIDA
Still laughing
December 9, 2021
I'm still laughing about this card. I'm not sure if the recipient saw the humor in at as I haven't received any reply on behalf of my sending this to her.
I hope it goes well with her.
Pros
  • It keeps me giggling as I see the funny side of this card and life in general.
Cons
  • Depending on if the one receiving this card is having a good day or bad day can misconstrue the humor side of the message.
  • I don't see how, but it is possible.
By Brad
AZ
These cards are great!
November 29, 2020
I love sending really funny edgy cards that nobody has ever seen before. People love seeing my name on the return address, because they know there is a good laugh inside.
Pros
  • Buying cards on line is a lot easier than looking up and down aisles at random stores with a bunch of tired old Hallmark cards with butterflies and peanuts characters.
Cons
  • It is a little bit expensive.
By Lowell
Clawson, MI
I Can't Stop Laughing!
July 6, 2020
When I first saw this card it took a brief second for me to start laughing out loud, even though I was by myself. Every time I look at this card I still laugh.
May not be for everyone, but you always have that one friend that would find this hilarious.
Pros
  • Extremely funny
Cons
  • May not be for everyone
By Terry
Palm Beach, Fl
Lol
May 31, 2020
Funny card, good quality, fast shipping, great price!
By dede m.
Oregon
Hilarious
May 28, 2020
For just that right person!
By Tish
Austintown, Ohio
So wonderfully inapropriate!
March 29, 2020
I love this card!
Pros
  • Great card stock paper
By Ben
Alexandria, Virginia
Perfect for that uncomfortably close best friend
December 3, 2019
This is the ideal funny card for those closest to you. My best friend and I keep trying to one up the other with cards like these. Ideal fridge material.
Pros
  • Funny
Cons
  • None
By Kelly W.
TN
Perfect
June 7, 2019
Was a birthday card for my bestie and she loved it!
By Kathleen
Alexandria, VA
Funny
May 2, 2019
Men love this card. Well, the ones with a sense of humor do.
By Judie
Conshohocken, Pa.
Filthy fun
March 29, 2019
I have few friends that would appreciate this card. A little over the top, esp. with children pictured.
Cons
  • No kids in adult situations,please
By Lake G.
Newfane, NY
Amazing!
February 8, 2019
A way to make anyone smile on their birthday!
By ferlazzo
schenectady, NY
u got to eat this one
September 11, 2018
my favorite !! bold !!
Pros
  • i died laughing
Cons
  • none
By P W.
San Diego, CA
Know your audience
August 16, 2018
It's a hard-landing visual gag, so long as the audience is prone toward appreciating such humor.
Pros
  • For the well-curated audience, it's a solid, unique and original visual gag.
Cons
  • For everyone else, it's likely to evoke less than appreciative responses.
By A
Moorpark
Hilarious too funny!
June 3, 2018
My friend (recipient of greeting card) totally loved this card!
By Jillian
Woonsocket, Rhode Island
Hilarious
June 3, 2018
This card is one in a million!!
By Arn
Wis.
Outrageously funny
April 30, 2018
for the person with a sense of humor on the shady side