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Suicide Help: Hysterical Birthday Printed Card

Item #: 7906
Cover Reads: Suicide Help Line "Well There's Your Problem, The Safety Is Still On!"
Inside Reads: Shoot The Moon... It's Your Birthday.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Hysterical Birthday Printed Card by Daniel Collins from - Suicide Help image 1Hysterical Birthday Printed Card by Daniel Collins from - Suicide Help image 2

Occasion: Birthday

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Some people just can't do anything right. That's the sentiment conveyed in this birthday card that takes suicide help a little too literally. Thank goodness the operator is asleep. They say laughter is the best medicine though, so maybe that's what the caller really needs. Maybe someone should send him or her this card.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Suicide Help Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Funny Paper
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Daniel Collins
Credit: Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: September 15, 2007
UPC: 745469079067
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (3 of 3 responses)
By John
Edgewater, MD
July 4, 2020
Great Cards
Quality Card, fast and quick ship...
ProsQuality Card, fast and quick ship...
By Crystal
June 6, 2020
I just thought this was so funny.
ProsDifferent and funny.
By TM McLeod
April 11, 2020
Very Funny
Funniest I've seen in a long time!
ProsUnique & not found in stores (at least the ones where I shop).
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