Suicide Help: Funny Birthday Card

Item #: 7906
Cover Reads:
Suicide Help Line "Well There's Your Problem, The Safety Is Still On!"
Inside Reads:
Shoot The Moon... It's Your Birthday.
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Some people just can't do anything right. That's the sentiment conveyed in this birthday card that takes suicide help a little too literally. Thank goodness the operator is asleep. They say laughter is the best medicine though, so maybe that's what the caller really needs. Maybe someone should send him or her this card.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Suicide Help
Occasion:
Line:
Funny Paper
Artist:
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
September 15, 2007
UPC:
745469079067
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
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100% Recommend this product (4 of 4 responses)
By Joseph
Clearwater, FL
Everyone wanted one for someone else
June 24, 2023
Got this card for a friend of mine. The response was to ask me to order more. I have handed out the website address to a lot of friends.
By John
Edgewater, MD
Great Cards
July 4, 2020
Quality Card, fast and quick ship...
Pros
  • Quality Card, fast and quick ship...
Cons
  • None...
By Crystal
Illinois
Hysterical
June 6, 2020
I just thought this was so funny.
Pros
  • Different and funny.
By TM M.
CA
Very Funny
April 11, 2020
Funniest I've seen in a long time!
Pros
  • Unique & not found in stores (at least the ones where I shop).