Cluster Fuck: Humorous All Occasions Greeting Card

Item #: 6284
Cover Reads:
As Life Begins Anew, Millions Of Tiny Sperm Cells Swarm Over The Egg, Each One Struggling To Be The One To Earn The Right To Fertilize The Egg Cell. And Thus Do We See How Life Begins...
Inside Reads:
.....As A Cluster-Fuck And Just Goes Downhill From There. Happy Whatever.
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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If you're looking for a really cool, 'All Occasion' card for someone, this funny 'Cluster Fuck' card from NobleWorks might be absolutely perfect. If someone is going through a tough time, or things aren't quite working out the way they want, they will love getting this card. Not only will it give them a good laugh, it may explain a lot about why things are the way they are...when you think about it from this angle it, with the millions of sperm cells fighting to be the one that gets to fertilize the egg, you see where the true fight began. Then, we actually wonder why things go so wrong. Really? What more can you expect?

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
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Cluster Fuck
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Erik Hilliker
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
July 15, 2011
UPC:
745469062847
Availability:
In Stock