Blow Out: Funny Birthday Greeting Card
Item #: 0927
Cover Reads:
Okay, Make A Wish, Blow Out The Candles, And Get The Fuck Out Of Here.
Inside Reads:
Happy F*%#@Ing Birthday.
Occasion: Birthday
The warm retro family imagery and angry foul-mouthed wording provides a juxtaposition joke well worth seeing, reading and giving on this F'ing funny B-Day card. Profane Mom snuffs out the cute kiddie party almost as soon as it's begun. All in good, humorous fun, however; at least for the recipient of this brightly colored, bluely worded, vintage picture greeting. Any of your cherished friends, relatives and coworkers celebrating their special day will get a frickin' huge churlish laugh upon being rushed out this cheerfully aggressive missive.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Blow Out
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
December 15, 2003
UPC:
745469009279
Availability:
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (4 of 4 responses)
By M
CA
Hilarious!
July 13, 2020
My friend received this card and was laughing so hard when he called me, he could barely speak!!
By Brad
Texas
Sometimes you just have to be blunt!
March 12, 2020
When you really don't want to send a card but you have no choice, this is a great card.
By khawk
CA
Blow Out Card is a must buy!
January 23, 2020
My Sister-In-Law is like the Old woman in the Shoe. She's fuck'en tired of all the kids. She knows what to do before she's ready to take her whiskey break!
Pros
- Funny as HELL!!
Cons
- None
By thomas f.
NY
BLOW!
December 9, 2018
DONT 4GET TO BLOW OUT THE CANDLES!!