Virgins In Heaven: Hilarious Birthday Paper Greeting Card

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Item #: 0765
Cover Reads: Much To Their Surprise, The Jihadists Found The Virgins Awaiting Them In Heaven Were Not What They Had Expected.
Inside Reads: Hope You Find Paradise On Your Birthday

Occasion: Birthday

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Some real talk here: We don't understand the allure of inexperienced lovers. We know that some religions promise dozens of virgins in the afterlife, but really, who wants to spend eternity with a crowd of people who have no idea about what's going on underneath the sheets? Our idea of heaven requires only two people (or maybe three) who know what they are doing. We don't need much.

The Virgins in Heaven politically incorrect birthday card is from our Talk Bubbles line of cards, which feature innocent retro pictures paired with very adult attitudes. If you have friends or relatives who are dreaming big on their birthdays, put their heads in the clouds by presenting them the ethereally funny Virgins in Heaven Birthday Funny Card. They'll feel like they've died and gone to heaven, whether there are virgins or not (probably not).
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Virgins In Heaven Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper
Introduced: December 15, 2007
UPC: 745469007657
Availability: In Stock
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By Richard
Woodridge, IL
Good for people in the military
June 6, 2020
I sent this to my niece in the air Force and she loved it and the other people in her squadron loved it to.
By Anne
Blue Ridge, GA
July 25, 2019
This card got the most guffaws at my friends 70th birthday party.
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By dhara
February 16, 2018
I gave this to my brother. He got a good laugh out of it
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