Some real talk here: We don't understand the allure of inexperienced lovers. We know that some religions promise dozens of virgins in the afterlife, but really, who wants to spend eternity with a crowd of people who have no idea about what's going on underneath the sheets? Our idea of heaven requires only two people (or maybe three) who know what they are doing. We don't need much.
The Virgins in Heaven politically incorrect birthday card is from our Talk Bubbles line of cards, which feature innocent retro pictures paired with very adult attitudes. If you have friends or relatives who are dreaming big on their birthdays, put their heads in the clouds by presenting them the ethereally funny Virgins in Heaven Birthday Funny Card. They'll feel like they've died and gone to heaven, whether there are virgins or not (probably not).
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches